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EARTHQUAKE HITS MEXICO
An earthquake measuring 5.2 hit Mexico last Monday. 50,000 were reported dead and 250,000 homeless. England has pledged to send 100$Million in aid, France is sending aid workers. For it's part the U.S. is sending replacement Mexicans.

OBAMA WANTS MORE BLACKS ON TV
President Obama has alerted the head of FOX that he would like to see more blacks on TV. He says having more blacks portrayed in real life situations will help close the racial divide in America. FOX has agreed to air COPS and Americas Most Wanted every night of the week.


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We've got 'em all, including concentration camp jokes:

A jew just got out of Dachau, and his friend asks him how it was.
"Oh, it was great, we had breakfast in bed then played games in the afternoon until dinner."
Astonished, his friend says, "That's amazing! My cousin Moshe just got out and said it was horrible!"
The jew tells his friend, "Well, that must be why he's back in!"

And Obama jokes:

Did you hear why the White House gardener got fired?
He kept asking people if they'd seen the spade and the hoe!
The U.S. Secret Service has discovered a plot by right-wing extremists to kidnap President Obama. The plotters were within minutes of capturing the President who had no idea he was in imminent danger.